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The Wired and Ready team have the utmost respect for the eloquent Mr. Tsiblas.

Mr. Tsiblas is the leader of the left-wing party which borders on criminality. If you watch the news about Greece you must already know that Greeks excel at destruction and devastation, especially people affiliated with Mr. Tsiblas.

Mr. Tsiblas  knows exactly how to solve every crisis in Greece…. Lets start with the Debt crisis? Courtesy of Mr. Filios:

Ανόητος Α’ προς Ανόητο Β’: Εάν ήσασταν για έναν μήνα πρωθυπουργός τι θα κάνατε; Θα διέγραφα το χρέος! Αυτιάς προς Τσίπρα στην εκπομπή του πρώτου σήμερα το πρωί! Ευτυχώς έχουν virtual εξουσία και οι δύο ανόητοι μαϊντανοί!

Translation: What would you do if you were Prime Minister? Mr. Tsiblas: I would erase all debt!

You see how simple it is?  You can erase debt and then it simply doesn’t exist! There can be no crisis for something that doesn’t exist…It is the same as the ostrich. When ostrichs face a problem the put their head under the sand. Problem solved. If you are reading  this and you know our Prime Minister go and share the solution with him!

The solution he espouses for Unemployment is brilliant.  my fingers are shaking just by getting ready to type. In Greece the secret to low unemployment has been found. Mr. Tsiblas will get nominated for the Nobel prize in economics. Are you ready? If you are reading this and you are a foreigner you cannot copy our ideas. Only be jealous of the sharp mind Greek politicians have been endowed with.

Να προσλάβουμε 100.000 άνεργους στο Δημόσιο για να πέσει η ανεργία!

The idea is simple, hire everybody who is unemployed in the public sector. How we did not think of it before?TO be fair i think Mr. Tsiblas has plagiarized. This is PASOK’s official strategy for over 30 years( Also implemented by New Democracy and espoused by Mr. Samaras). But Mr. Tsiblas is the first politician to say that out loudly and demand it. Do not worry that Greece has an overstuffed public sector. Imagine how efficient it will be by adding more people. Brilliant i say, Brilliant

The rest of his plans are also years ahead. How can Greece become a world leader in Academics and produce many scientists? Again Mr. Tsiblas knows the answer: Allow everybody to study in universities for free and let them finish whenever they want, in any case they will be employed by the public sector so their degrees are just irrelevant.

As for Taxes? Simple… increase them more… Companies that cannot make profit? Nationalize them. If there is a problem Mr. Tsiblas is Mr. FixIt! Illegal immigration? Give Greek citizenship to everybody who enters Greece. This way there is no immigration… Case closed. What about their job prospects? This has been already taken care of, they can work as Diplomats for the public sector.

For our foriegn friends who probably are scratching their head, wondering who is this genious I am posting a video of his interview in English. I hope you have prepared yourself for your upcoming enlightenment. you have been warned…